AJ-isms of the week

Some random AJ quotes from last week, if only so I can remember them some day:

I was holding Courtney and she started crying while the boy was trying to watch Chuggington. He matter-of-factly got up, quietly walked around the coffee table, came over, kneeled over her, said "SHHHHH!" in her face as loud as he could, then went back to watching his show. I'm not sure if this is an improvement over last week, when the circumstances were very similar but he loudly announced "Courtney, stop it, you're making me crazy!"

We were playing in the library and he did something out of line. We'll often give him a count of three to get his act together. This time, Beth did it, but for no apparent reason she started the count in Spanish. Her: "Uno...dos." Him: "Tres, cuatro!" Okay, so apparently he's learning Spanish numbers at school. News to us!

We had a greeting card laying around, one that talks and sings when you open it up. AJ, of course, is fascinated by this. He kept opening and closing it until we couldn't take it any more, so Beth told him to give it a rest. He closed the card and announced "Oh no, it's a disaster." We're not quite sure where he picked that one up.